I’m so happy you’re coming into the world soon.
I hope you like the dino I made for you to snuggle with.
You should be super excited. Your mommy and daddy are some of the funniest and most genuine people I know.
I expect you to be just as charismatic as they are.
Also, if you’re anything like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes you’ll be the cutest and wittiest kid on the block.
Just remember, your parents love you more than life itself.
Love, “Auntie” Haley
Some Calvin & Hobbes quotes for your enjoyment:
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won’t help.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?”
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”